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oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

darrynek:

i threw a party once. threw it really far. like 200 feet

troyesivan:

During a math test

Me: my answer = 23
Answer choices: 170, 195, 264, 362
Me: well 170 is closest to 23, so that must be the answer.

toxic-d-reams:

♡click here darling♡

whoisbayron:

ifthese-sh33ts-werethestates:

glorialovescats:

visual representation of putting your trust in someone

too powerful not to reblog

wow forever reblog

foodchewer:

dont invite me to your house if you dont have any food

psyducker:

*standing at the wedding alter*

spouse: i do

me: same